Tech Support Apparently Never Changes

If any of you have ever had to do any kind of technical support, you'll get a real kick out of this.

 

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/introducing-the-book-p1.php

 

 

Thoughts to change your life with:

A dull and uneventful life requires rather a lot of the most extraordinary blessings to maintain it.  As for me, I thank the Lord for my ordinary life.

 

- Anthony L. Barney

Hilary Clinton Loves the military...NOT

As presidential candidates get moving and people start to wonder, "which of these idiots will do the least damage on purpose so that any accidental good that happens while they are in office is not too overshadowed?" We need to know about the true character and intentions of those candidates, what they actually say during their campaign is about as valuable as a box of rocks to an olympic swimmer.

The following picture seems to project a message about the character and demeanor of one of those candidates (Hilary Clinton) toward our honorable Armed Servicemen and women.

Hillary Clinton (D-NY) has already started her 2008 presidential campaign by aligning herself with the military and pretending to be tough on terror. Fortunately, the ultra-liberal Hillary has yet to brainwash all of the voting public into believing that her symbolism is really substance. Many have never forgotten that when she was co-president for eight years she was quoted as saying : " I loathe the military."
Read the message below the picture for the full details.



The picture shows that this soldier has been through Survival School and learned his lessons well. He is giving the sign of "coercion" with his left hand. These hand signs are taught in survival school to be used by POW's as a method of sending messages back to our intelligence services who may view the photo or video. This guy was obviously being coerced into shaking hands with Hilary Clinton. It's ironic how little she knew that he would so inform us about the photo---perhaps because she's never understood our military to begin with.

If you consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.
The rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000.

That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq.........................Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington

The Great Power of Power Buttons

This morning my son (4 years old) came downstairs with one of his arms covered with circular little stickers. When queried on this, he responded that they were buttons that made things happen. The gamit of actions over which these buttons have control is astounding. One turns him into a comet and he flies around, another pops his wings out and he flies around, a third deploys some kind of energy weapons (depicted by pointed fingers) and he flies around shooting things. When his mother asked him to clean up his breakfast dishes, he said "you have to push a button." So she pushed a button, he immediately hopped up and flew around the family room yelling out behind him "that was the wrong button!" After he came back, the second button turned out to be the right 'clean up your dishes' button.

You will have noticed a prevalent theme. This has been a continuous theme with the boy ever since he could talk. Years ago, we were all sitting around in our bean bags pretending that we were doing something else: Mom & Dad: "Our bean bag is a floating inner tube drifting down a lazy river." Daughter: "My bean bag is a big ice cream cone and I'm eating it." Son: "My bean bag is flying!" And thus it has ever been. Flying legos, flying tinker toys, flying marbulous, flying silverware and plates, if we got him Lincoln Logs, he would build a log cabin and then it would fly around the house, probably shooting things.